zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

awildpikachuappears:

me at the club

davidseger:

REMEMBER WHEN I PHOTOSHOPPED MY HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF TEXAS?

oli-twist:

yo I live near here cool 

221spooky:

she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it

sirenns:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

I laughed way too hard at this omfg

silphcosprites:

OH HELL NO. WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BELLBELL ALONG?

goddamnit bellbell.

~dontthinkjustgame